Conditions and style your majestic beard, while taming those unwanted flyaways! Beard Octane's Envy Beard Balm gets you to flip the script on everyone, cause it’s you with the majestic beard that smells like citrus, bergamot, vanilla, and sandalwood. Look - If your opposition’s tears smelled like anything other than salt & shame, we’d have thrown those in the jar too (for posterity). Our natural beard balm is designed to promote healthy beard growth, to moisturize and style your beard, without leaving your beard feeling weighed down and greasy. All our beard products are handcrafted in the USA with natural ingredients, and are cruelty-free. Tested on beards, not bunnies! SCENT NOTES: Hints of Bergamot, Vanilla, Sandalwood & Your Haters' Tears Envy not got you pumped? Explore the other unique scents that Beard Octane has to offer! SPECS:
The Beard Octane Beard Balm is made with only the highest quality, all natural ingredients. Our beard balm is lightweight, with a medium hold. Our beard balm is designed to promote healthy beard growth, to moisturize and tame your beard, without leaving your beard feeling greasy. All of our beard care products are handmade in small batches to ensure the highest quality product available! All of our Beard Balm products come packaged in a 2 ounce aluminum tin, as we tried a cardboard box, but that sucked. Plus it sounds cool when you drop the aluminum tin on a tile floor in the morning and wake everyone up.
HOLD: Light - Medium SHEEN: Semi-Sheen SCENT STRENGTH: Light - Medium INGREDIENTS
All of our beard balms are All Natural & Cruelty Free. We only test our products on Humans, NOT Animals (although some consider us animals). Our products may contain Tree Nut Oils & Natural Botanicals. All of our products are Phthalate Free. If you have allergies, consult with your physician before testing on yourself or on your friend...because they may have allergies also. INSTRUCTIONS
1.For best results, apply Beard Octane Beard Balm when your beautiful Facial Fur is damp (approximately 74.6% dry). 2.Using your finger, or a 5/16" (MERICA!) wrench, scrape out a "dime" sized amount of awesomeness from the beard balm tin, and rub this awesomeness between your palms. 3.Gently, if there is such a thing, run your fingers through your beard, starting from the neck and work your way up. Be sure to rub the beard balm into the skin, wherever your beard grows. 4.Shape your beard to your likings by hand or with a comb. You can also use a blow dryer (not the heat gun) on low heat, in order to help obtain the beard shape you desire. 5.Go tell your boss you deserve a raise. Chances are, your boss will just give you a raise because your beard looks awesome, or you'll lose your job for being completely out of line.